By Roseanne Jordan Largent It came upon a cold dreary night
while Santa was dancing by the
The Christmas tree was dressed
in the most peculiar of ways,
There were shoelaces for garland
along with pearls and lace
Then, for some strange reason,
there were hula girls dancing
with smiles on their faces.
Old Santa was laughing so hard when he saw
what those funny li'l elves had done after all;
He gave them a raise and a jolly good cheer
and told them to all have a Happy New Year.